Get Off My Lawn
I'm old now
When I left home to go to work this morning, I noticed several footprints across my front yard thanks to the Trick-or-Treaters. Immediately, I was aggravated because the yard had been recently seeded and the new growth would be jeopardized by people walking on it. Then it hit me...I have become the "old man" stereotype that I have been mocking all these years.