Wear Your Phone?
What an idiot
How important do you think you have to be in order to wear a wireless ear piece for your cellphone? Not to mention the notion of wearing said ear piece all the time. If you are so important that you require quick access to your phone at all times, then maybe you do not need to be away from a phone at all. If phone calls are important enough to make you dress up with phone accessory jewelry, then talking on the phone is obviously the most important thing in your life therefore you should not be further than a couple feet from a phone at any given moment. Then you should not be out in public, risking complete an utter humiliation by wearing ridiculous phone paraphilnalia. Go back to your cubicle, then make all the phone calls you want. But be warned, you wear that thing on your ear in public and you are NOT on a phone call, we will all point and laugh at you. A lot.
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steve at
09:16
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Comments (3)
Have one kid and all of a sudden you're an old fogey. Let me reprint the article as Steve E circa 1986
How important do you think you have to be in order to have a cellphone? Not to mention the notion of carrying said cell phone all the time. If you are so important that you require quick access to your phone at all times, then maybe you do not need to be away from a phone at all. If phone calls are important enough to make you carry around a brick in your pocket, then talking on the phone is obviously the most important thing in your life therefore you should not be further than a couple feet from a phone at any given moment. Then you should not be out in public, risking complete an utter humiliation by talking on the phone annoying Ed Barnes at the movies.
The future is passing you buy old man. Teenage Myra is going to have a hearing aid sized phone in her ear during her waking hours.
"...all of a sudden you're an old fogey"
All of a sudden? Meh. I've been this way for years.
So keep that racket down, I'm trying to watch Matlock before I go to K&W Cafeteria at 4:30 for dinner....and stay off my lawn!
It seems silly to me. I just don't know why I would need that, unless I was a telemarketer or something.
